Anyone Have A Fire Extinguisher?

Because someone needs to put out Madonna's coochie fire. It's obviously getting a little to hot down there, and she's after what looks like her youngest kill yet. Yesterday Madonna was at a photoshoot in Harlem for Dolce & Gabanna she set her eyes on this sweet piece. Actually, I thought it was a suited up Jonas Brother at first. But on a second glance his bone structure is a bit more wide set.
But here's the thing. Madonna is over twice my age, and I that guy looks like he's too young for me. I'm not that good at math (no girl is), but I do know that that's just not solid math. It makes me shudder. I could easily convince someone that this is a boy helping his mother or possibly his grandmother home from grocery shopping.