Wednesday, April 14, 2010

No.

So, first of all, pure blood Asians aren't blonde. Not naturally. Everyone knows this. Unless they're albino, but that's not blonde, that's freaky-deaky white so shut the hell up. And don't talk to me about recessive genes and Caucasian mixes cuz I'll punch you. You know what I mean. Asians are not blonde.

Actually, I have no idea if there are any natural blonde Asians on record, so I went to check to make sure I wasn't bullshitting you. I do not advise searching for "Blonde Asians" on the internet. The first site that came up seemed innocent enough from the stub, but please trust me. It was not the kind of thing my doe-eyes are used to resting on. I'm not hating, but that kind of filth will send you to you-know-where. Hell.

Um, also, this is Tila Tequila. She dyed her hare and I don't care.
(Please don't come after me TiLaTaquillaNMBR1FAN)

1 comments:

Ravi said...

Does she have money? A job? Srsly, her shot at love paycheck must have run out by now. How does she pay for her all those clothes and dye jobs? I don't get it.

On another note, I'm actually blonde but dye my hair black so I'm not socially outcasted by Asians everywhere. Thanks for perpetuating the hate. I'm just trying to fit in.