Oh, I Can Only Imagine What Her Skin Smells Like

Hey guys, it's me, you're old pal, back at the keyboard. I've been meaning to blog a lot lately, and I know Amy has too, but life's been a bit busy. Plus, you know when so much happens, that you don't know where to start? I have been feeling like that for a while. What usually happens is a story so big comes along that you cannot ignore it. Not this time. There actually is not story here, I just couldn't, in good conscience, let this picture be passed up. It's my right, nay, my duty to make sure it falls upon the eyes of as many people as possible. It serves as a warning. How out of control can someone be? This out of control, my friends. First of all, it seems pretty crazy town that she's still going out dressed like a reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe. I think the whole "Hollywood Glam from Days of Yore" look is so fucking done. SEEN IT. FROM YOU. YEARS AGO.

Here's Christina Aguilera, from back in 2008, doing the same Old Hollywood Glam thing that everyfuckingperson from Paris Hilton to Lindsay Lohan and Scarlet Johansson thinks they're doing for the first time. It's so annoying because they keep doing it. How can they keep thinking it's new? Do they not remember? It drives me up the wall.

Further, why fucking Marilyn Monroe? Why this look at all? You can't just pretend like you're classy by dressing up as someone else (who wasn't all that classy, it turns out). I don't dress up like a chicken and actually believe I'm going to lay an egg. To be fair, which I always am, I wouldn't never admit that when I was in full costume. And you can't make me. But admitting you can lay eggs is different. And if you don't see that, you're on the wrong URL.

And don't get me started on the most obvious point, that she clearly has taken a look that was still a decent way to step out of the house in 2008, and bastardized it so badly that there isn't even an adjective to describe it. The dictionary doesn't get that detailed. Anything I can think of involves too many hyphens, and I don't have that kind of energy. I may learn a language that is known to produce more vivid imagery in writing, come back, and edit this post later. I can't think of any ideas. Does your language have a fancier way of saying Stinky Cheeks than mine? I'm interested in downloading a Rosetta Stone.